My Weekend With Elvis

Ok so I didn't really spend the weekend with Elvis, for obvious reasons. But when you can't be with The King and you live in Vegas, you go for the next best thing; The Elvis Impersonator. My friend Mark, whom I sometimes allow to be more than just a friend, and I spent most of the weekend together. First we hit Buck's Tavern for some karaoke. It was a slow night, and I was the best one there. People seem to think I am a professional or something. I got a lot of attention from this old, fat Mexican dude. He came on to me once while Mark was up singing and it made me pretty uncomfortable. Mark, gentleman that he is, came to my rescue when his song was over. He pushed the guy away and told him bluntly, "She's sucking my dick tonight, mother fucker!" I about died laughing. Only Mark could get away with saying something like that, solely because I know he doesn't expect that to actually happen. Only this time it did, but that's not BLOGGER material. That's more like Playboy material, hahaha. We pretty much just hung out the entire weekend. He agrees that I should have more dates, and that I should not be using him as a psuedo date. I give out my number sometimes, but I don't think I am putting out the right vibes, mostly because I am not looking for a relationship. I just want someone cool to hang out with, maybe spend the night with once and a while. So maybe the guys are reading into that. Who knows. Maybe this weekend... That's all for now Bloggers.