On-Line Dating

There is really something to be said for the online dating scene. And I am going to be the one to say it. It is the laziest form of dating in the world, bar none. What ever happened to the good old days of having a girl's night out with your very best friends, making eye contact with a stud on the other side of the room, and then trying not so subtly for the rest of the night to get him to ask for your phone number? Okay, so your friends got mad that you broke the "no guys" rule. But you knew you can still call them the second he called and asked you out. And yes, they were upset that you missed the next girls' night, but they were waiting impatiently for your return so that you could give them every last detail. Now, it's gotten lazy. Girls' nights have become just that. You go out with the girls, and don't worry about the guys because your online boyfriend is very jealous and wouldn't like it if you got a REAL guy's number. Now I am not saying that the guy isn't real, but come on, you know he's not Johnny Depp, so why do you choose to believe that's really HIS picture on his profile??? Ladies, we have to get back to the basics. Lets go get a can of hairspray, a pair of knee highs, some cute heels, and do what we do best, which is get guys to swoon. They like real women, not random words on the computer.